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Looter Love BONUS: Star Wars Vs. Bohemian Rhapsody? Yes Please!!
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Looter Love BONUS: Star Wars Vs. Bohemian Rhapsody? Yes Please!!

May 18th, 2017 Nicole Campos Features, Looter Love

We asked followers on our Facebook page to assist in finishing the lyrics to this Star Wars version of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” parody that we found on Pinterest. As per usual, our Looters did not disappoint us!

(Via: Pinterest)

We were extremely impressed with all those who participated, but wanted to give a shout out and showcase two Looters in particular for really getting into the spirit!:

Matthew Patrick Frank’s “Vader’s Rhapsody” (Yes that’s right, he even named it!)

Is this the Sith Life?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught in the Darkside, no escaping the galaxy.
Open your eyes, and join the dark side and seeeee!

I’m just a poor humanoid, I need no sith in me.
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Evil nigh, evil no.
Hit me with lightning blows, doesn’t really matter to me, toooo meee.

Mama, just killed a sandman
Put my saber to his head, pulled the switch, now he’s dead.
Mama, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and forced it all away.
Mama, oooooh, didn’t mean to make you die
I won’t be back again from this sorrow,
conquer on, conquer on, the galaxy doesn’t matter.

Too late, my crime is done
Send lightning down my spine, mechanical body aching all the time.
Goodbye, every Jedi, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Sith.
Moma, ooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

[guitarsaber solo]

I see an evil sihouetto of a man
Sebulba, Sebulba, will you do the Fandango?
Send a bolt of lighting, very very frightening me
Greedo ditto (Greedo ditto) Greedo ditto (Greedo ditto) Greedo fired first magnifico!

I’m a poor humanoid, from a poor Tatooine
He’s a poor humanoid, from a poor Tatooine
Spare him his life from Sith monstrosity.

Evil come, evil go, will you let me go?
Chewbacca! No, we will not let him go
(Let him go) Chewbacca! We will not let you go
(Let him go) Chewbacca! We will not let you go
(Let me go) will not let you go
(Let me go) will not let you go
(Let me gooo) ah no no no no no no no

(Oh Grand Moff Tarkin, Grand Moff Tarkin) Grand Moff Tarkin let me go.
Darth Sidious, has a saber put aside for mee, for meee, for meeeeee.

So you think you can teach me and cut of my thighs?
So you think can choke me and leave me to die!
Ooooooobi wan, can’t do this to me Obi Wan!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get outta this fire!

The empire doesn’t matter, anyone can see.
The empire doesn’t matter
The empire doesn’t matter to me.

Hit me with the lightning blows.

(Lucasfilm)

And the equally impressive version by Naomi Phillips!

Just open your eyes
Take off to the skies and see
I’m just a slave boy, rescued from Tatooine
Because I’m Jedi come Jedi go
Anger high anger low
Anyway this planet blows, doesn’t really matter to me
To me

Annie, just killed a man
Put a saber to his head, one swift strike and now he’s dead
Annie life had just begun, but now you’ve gone and thrown it all away
Padme, no o o o
Didn’t mean to make you die
I’ve gone too far, I can’t come back tomorrow
Palpatine Palpatine, I owe my life to you now
Too late, the dark side won
Droid wires down my spine
Body’s aching all the time
Eliminate all the Jedi – that is no moon
Gotta blast ‘em all, Alderaan is no more
Vader, No o o o
That’s impossible
You make me wish I’d never been born at all

Musical interlude

I see a little Stormtrooper of a man
(Pew pew pew, pew pew pew, aren’t you a little short though?
Thunderbolt and lightning – The Force is very strong in me)
Luke and Leia, (Luke and Leia)
Luke and Leia, (Luke and Leia)
Luke and Leia, Han Solo – (Magnifico-o-o-o-o)
I’m just a poor Sith nobody loves me
(He’s just a poor Sith, started out on Tatooine
Somehow, he became a monstrosity)

 

Thank you to all the Looters who engage and have fun on all of our channels, including Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and more. We love you and we love seeing your creativity and thoughts everyday.



Star Wars is among the franchises featured in this month’s Loot Crate; the theme is GUARDIANS, and the deadline to sign up is tomorrow at 9pm Pacific! Don’t miss out!

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Nicole Campos

Nicole is the lead community manager at Loot Crate, and a member of the social media team since 2014. Her interests include (but are not limited to) science fiction, British comedy, ass-kicking female superheroes, mid century modern design, awesomely bad movies, 80's ska, Matt Murdock (♥), Battlestar Galactica '03 (The one true show!), all the tea in the world, and Sriracha on everything. (Except maybe ice cream. But if you can make a compelling argument, she'll listen...)

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