April 1st, 2019Everybody calm down. I’m here. I made it.
I got held up with some very important bad guy business.
Don’t ask.
I can’t believe today’s the day I fulfill my lifelong dream of eating a pizza my own face.
Nothing? Screw you guys.
This pizza tastes better than the sweet scent of justice in the morning.
Time...
July 7th, 2017Like most teenage, crime-fighting turtles living in sewers of New York City, I too hold a special place in my heart for pizza. The warm, cheesy goodness that keeps our favorite animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, fueled and ready to fight, is getting a makeover!
I know what you’re all thinking. (“HOW DARE YOU TOUCH THE...
