Brittney Wittmer

Fangirl first, functioning human second. If I'm not binging a new show or watching a horror movie, I'm probably writing or trying out a new video game. Welcome!

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Features

January 28th, 2022 Time to wrap up two more scenes and send them into the processing stage! Here are the new themes for two of our favorite crates, Loot Gaming and Loot Anime! Loot Gaming: Tough Exterior Strength, edge, and attitude! What lies beneath that TOUGH EXTERIOR? Even the most prickly of characters has a heart, and sometimes the scariest...
Deadpool Club Merc

January 27th, 2022 When it's chilly outside and you're getting real sick of winter, it's nice to dream about ways to keep warm. Comfy sweaters, radiators, criminal arson. Now don't get me wrong, toasting your hands over the smoldering remains of an ill-fated Hobby Lobby is a great way to make memories—but sometimes you just gotta have some...
Anime

January 25th, 2022 "Long ago, God told all the animals he was throwing a banquet the next day and to not be late..." This cycle, Loot Anime's theme is ANTHROPOMORPHIC, celebrating all the cutest animals anime has to offer. And sometimes cute animals are also cute people! This month's crate will have to different items featuring Fruits Basket, a wholesome...
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January 24th, 2022 Ever since Supernatural first aired on The CW in 2005, it was clear that The X Files was a major influence. Two partners traveling the country—one a little more brainy, one a little more carefree—investigating strange crimes with stranger explanations. In The X Files, the culprits were usually labelled as aliens;...
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January 21st, 2022 The final Warped Tour. The return of MCR. The Super Hella Mega tour. The last few years have been momentous for the music industry. Whatever you call your favorite genre—rock, punk, emo, alternative—we want to make sure you heard the good news. This week, a brand new festival was announced for 2022. The When We Were Young Festival...
Loot Crate

January 19th, 2022 The first theme change of the year is here for our main crate lines! Take a look at what's coming up, and make sure to get your pre-orders in before the end of the cycle. We've got some amazing stuff on the way! Loot Crate DX: The Batman Takeover Crate He is vengeance. He is the night. He is THE BATMAN! Celebrate the Dark Knight's...
Educrated

January 18th, 2022 After a long holiday break, Educrated is finally back! Last week we teamed up with Fandor to talk about the legacy of the slasher film. With the new Scream film killin' it in theaters this weekend (ba dum tst), we take a look back at the franchise as a whole, and the way one 90's film shifted an entire subgenre. How did you do? Do you...
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January 17th, 2022 Happy Monday, folks! Even happier if you're a fan of anime, horror, and superheroes. Catch the latest themes for our crates below! Crunchyroll: Clash It's a CLASH of the anime titans! Unbox this month's Crunchyroll Crate, featuring exclusive collectibles and gear from, Fena: Pirate Princess, ENDRO!, Tokyo Revengers, and...
Loot Crate

January 11th, 2022 With all the darkness in Gotham, you'd need night vision to be The Batman. This month, our main Loot Crate's theme is IN THE SHADOWS—featuring both Batman and the Joker. While we're celebrating the dim alleys of the city, can you identify these fifteen enemies of the Dark Knight? How'd you do? Are you ready to be forcibly adopted...
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January 7th, 2022 Could Willy's Wonderland be a sequel for a different Nicolas Cage movie? Well—okay, we know it's not supposed to be. But it could be, and that's what counts. It's been almost a year since Willy's Wonderland finally hit screens in February last year. Despite humble beginnings and an ongoing pandemic, it quickly became one of the...
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January 4th, 2022 HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorcerer, Chief Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confederation of Wizards)   Dear Reader, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find below...
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January 3rd, 2022 Another year come and gone! Sometimes, looking back, it feels like three or four years folded into one. It seems like only yesterday we were ringing in 2021, and at the same time - damn, it's only been a year? As much as the year had its dark spots, it had some great highlights. Pop culture and entertainment keeps us all going when...
Loot Anime

December 28th, 2021 Just when you think the year is over, things change again. Don't worry though; we're really excited about these theme changes! Remember to check the lifecycle of each crate! Some are delivered monthly, others bi-monthly. We'll accept pre-orders throughout the cycle, and then move to the fulfillment stage after the closing date. Loot...
Features

December 22nd, 2021 For the untrained and uninitiated, Cobra Kai is Netflix's television reboot of the classic Karate Kid franchise. The series shows the two rival characters of the first film—Johnny Lawrence and Daniel LaRusso—all grown up and mentoring the next generation in their own dojos. While the story originally began airing on YouTube...
Loot Crate

December 20th, 2021 Wait, did Christmas come early? Nope! We're just kicking off the holidays with some cool news. Check out these upcoming themes for Loot Crate, Loot Crate DX, and Loot Wear. We'll be accepting pre-orders over the next month and shipping at the end of the cycle. The perfect way to ring in the new year is with some new gear for the new...
Features

December 17th, 2021 It's been a whole month since Ghostbusters: Afterlife came out, so it feels safe to say that we're out of the spoiler-slime zone. That being said, if you haven't seen the movie, and you don't want to get spoiled then...this may not be the blog article for you. This year finally brought us the long-awaited Ghostbusters reboot....
Looter Recipe

December 16th, 2021 If your family is anything like the Griswolds, then the holidays are a crazy time. As insane and stressful as they may be, they're also all about family. Maybe you're looking for a dessert to hold your relatives at bay while you finish the fruitcake, or maybe you're looking for a safe way for the kids to help out in the kitchen. Either...
Crunchyroll Crate

December 16th, 2021 Holidays got you down? Here's something to brighten your day. Here are some new themes you can look forward to early next year. Each crate will take pre-orders through its cycle, and when the window closes, will move into the processing stage. Crunchyroll: Snow Let it SNOW! Bundle up with this month's Crunchyroll Crate, featuring...
Educrated

December 14th, 2021 Oh, we'll give you an Educrated. The one Educrated...TO RULE THEM ALL! If you can believe it, last Friday was the 20th anniversary of the London premiere of The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. Twenty long years since Peter Jackson began his epic adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's novels. Or course, then there's the Hobbit...
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