Hannah Hoffman

Oh hi, I'm Hannah. I like games, both video and board. Zelda, The Elder Scrolls, and Dungeons & Dragons are my favorite children. Don't tell the others. You should click my face and read the things I wrote.

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January 15th, 2020 Okay, I know Skyrim's been out since 2011, but EVERY time I play I still find something I've never seen before. Here are five of my favorite sneaky Todd Howard treats! 5) The Headless Horseman The Headless Horseman is a ghost who wanders around Skyrim on a ghost horse. He spawns anywhere in the world, doesn't do anything,...
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January 8th, 2020 Who wants to talk to their family when INSTEAD you could break their spirit under the guise of casual gameplay? A great time for all! I've compiled a list of my favorite family games and ordered them from least to most soul-crushing. 5) Just Dance Just Dance had to be first on this list. It's a motion-based dancing game for 1...
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December 18th, 2019 At this point, everyone knows the concept of Pokémon is a LITTLE messed up. Let's be real, we're trapping wild animals and making them fight each other until one passes out. Not great. But STILL. It's surprising how dark some of the Pokédex entries can get. Like... You alright, Pokémon writers? Who hurt you? Yamask "Each of...
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December 11th, 2019 It's that time of year Y'ALL! Join me in ignoring friends and family to play some Christmas-themed video games instead! ❤️? 5. Saints Row IV: How the Saints Save Christmas Nothing screams Christmas like SAINTS ROW! Alright, I'll admit it's a weird first choice, but hear me out. How the Saints Save Christmas is a mission...
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December 4th, 2019 It's that time of year again! You know, the time that you think, "Oh I should start gift-shopping," and then you forget for a couple weeks and absolutely panic on the 24th. But THIS year, it's gonna be different. I've made a whole list of gift ideas to make it easy for you. And don't worry, I checked it twice. Swannies Blue...
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November 26th, 2019 So you're ready to welcome a new member to your family? And you want it to be a fictional video game character? Well then you're in the RIGHT PLACE! Answer the questions below and our sophisticated AI system will spit out the perfect creature to match you and your lifestyle! Disclaimer: Creatures may be violent and dangerous. We are...
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November 20th, 2019 Welcome to my Ted Talk. Over the next hour and a half, I will prove to you that Dungeons and Dragons is the greatest game ever made.  Or at least give you a brief history of it. You know what, let’s just start with the history and see where it goes.  Our story begins deep in the heart of Wisconsin in 1971. A nerd named...
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