Hannah Hoffman

Oh hi, I'm Hannah. I like games, both video and board. Zelda, The Elder Scrolls, and Dungeons & Dragons are my favorite children. Don't tell the others. You should click my face and read the things I wrote.

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May 28th, 2020 Let me start with this - I love my mom. She's just not much of a gamer. SO I thought it would be fun if she made a tier list for the Legends. To help her decision-making, I showed her a gif of each of them, then gave her an overview of their personality and abilities. I'll be honest, it ended up being mostly...
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May 20th, 2020 You picked a bad time to get lost, friend. Never should have come here! You think you know Skyrim? Good luck getting all these right. Divines help you. Have you seen our Elder Scrolls crate? Each crate is curated based around a central idea, inspired by the legends, lore, characters, and locales of The Elder Scrolls®. $80+ MSRP...
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May 13th, 2020 Have you played every Fallout game?? Try your hand at these Fallout quotes! These questions don't mess around, so I hope you have some points in Luck and Intelligence. Don't forget to check out our Fallout crate for exclusive Fallout items every other month....
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May 6th, 2020 Wondering what game you should play? You've come to the right place! Take this quiz and you'll have an awesome new game to try out. Like board games? You should check out our games crate! This bimonthly, mystery subscription crate delivers 3 WizKids tabletop games (a $60+ value!) to your door every other month. ...
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April 29th, 2020 Do YOU  know what never changes?? Fallout trivia! Also war. These questions don't mess around, so I hope you have some points in Luck and Intelligence. Don't forget to check out our Fallout crate for exclusive Fallout items every other month. ...
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April 27th, 2020 Autism Speaks is dedicated to promoting solutions, across the spectrum and throughout the lifespan, for the needs of individuals with autism and their families. They do this through advocacy and support; increasing understanding and acceptance of people with autism; and advancing research into causes and better interventions for autism...
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April 22nd, 2020 Hey, you. You're finally awake. You think you know Skyrim quotes? Good luck getting all these right. Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines help you. Have you seen our Elder Scrolls crate? Each crate is curated based around a central idea, inspired by the legends, lore, characters, and locales of The Elder Scrolls®. $80+...
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April 16th, 2020 Listen, I'm a simple man. I love Bob Ross and I love GIFs. To celebrate the release of the Bob Ross Happy Little Crate, I'm here to bring you my favorite Bob Ross GIFs. You're welcome. I had to start with a classic. I will never get tired of the phrase "happy accidents". When Bob Ross tells me I can do anything, I believe...
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April 8th, 2020 Happy Easter! In honor of the holiday, we're going to look at some of my all-time favorite video game easter eggs, plus one hidden gem that wasn't ever supposed to be found. 👀 Disco Party Crysis 2 isn't the game that first comes to mind when thinking funny, but it does have one of my favorite easter eggs EVER. In a hallway...
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April 1st, 2020 Every year April Fools walks a fine line between a fun day for goofs and a malicious day for hurtful lies. Some of the so-called "PRANKS" that I'm going to bring up today are truly cruel, mostly because I want them to be real. Zelda Art Swap Let me give this some backstory. The Wind Waker is one of the most controversial Zelda...
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March 25th, 2020 If you're looking for a chill, relaxing time, this isn't the game for you. BUT if you want to feel like the biggest bad*ss in the galaxy, go buy DOOM Eternal right now. DOOM Eternal came out last Friday, 3/20/2020, and WOW, it's intense. Everything about this game is designed to make you feel POWERFUL and STRESSED. My heart-rate...
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March 24th, 2020 Have you heard? We just launched a TMNT Limited Edition Crate in partnership with Nickelodeon and NECA! It's a series of 3 one-time-only limited edition crates packed with exclusive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles gear. Exclusive NECA figures in each crate! ...
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March 18th, 2020 Ah, the wasteland. There are few places harder to get to in this world, and nowhere harder to live. Over the last 22 years, I've observed the wildlife of Fallout and seen some truly haunting things. Here are some of the creatures I found most noteworthy. Brahmin A peaceful creature, the Brahmin roams the wasteland with relative...
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March 11th, 2020 With the release of New Horizons right around the corner, I wanted to prepare in the only way I know how. COOKIES. I wanted them to look like the iconic green leaf with the bite out of it with a cute, simple white frosting outline. Easy, right? That's what I thought. I picked sugar cookies because they're simple, but MORE...
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March 4th, 2020 At its core, Wolfenstein is just a World War II centered first-person shooter following a Jewish Polish-American Army Captain as he fights against the Axis powers... and also he goes to the moon. Let's ignore the moon thing for now, I'll circle back to it. For the purpose of this blog, I'm going to focus on my favorite in the...
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February 28th, 2020 Mr. Torgue Right now, you're ranked fifty in the bad*ss leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS. EXPLOSIONS! Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington is the 43-year-old founder of Torgue, a weapon manufacturer. He became passionate about explosions after his parents were...
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February 21st, 2020 The New York Toy Fair is happening this weekend (February 22-25). If you’ve never heard of it, NYTF is the place where the global toy community buys and sells products, pitches new ideas, and announces upcoming releases! Let’s take a look at some of my favorite video-game-centric collectibles and toys from previous...
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February 5th, 2020 So you're ready to find your soulmate? And you want it to be a fictional video game character? Well then you're in the RIGHT PLACE! Answer the questions below and our sophisticated AI system will spit out the perfect human (or other) for you! Who is your video game soulmate? Let us know on Twitter! ...
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January 29th, 2020 Dark Souls bosses are some of the best-designed enemies in the history of gaming. Period. Change my mind. You can't. Here are my favorite ones. Ornstein & Smough You can't talk about Dark Souls bosses and NOT bring up O&S. Honestly, they might be the most memorable battle of the Dark Souls series. They complement...
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